Sexy Maynard


a girl who suck p-n-s that smells like cabbage (the p-n-s, not the girl)
s-xy maynard: oh james
james: oh maynard
james: suck it baby
maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) whats that funky smell?
james: dunno, smells like cabbage. shut up and keep sucking

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