Sexy Wrinkles


a name for a person who doesn”t have to have wrinkles, but is older than you but is s-xy, good looking, hot, etc.
girl 1: dude he’s so hot but he’s too old for me to date

girl 2: just call him s-xy wrinkles but don’t let him know that

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