shagonometry
the combination of “sh-gging” and “trigonometry”. the knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during s-x to get the best response from his partner.
well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an -rg-sm, but then i changed the sh-gonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! she came like a wildcat!
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