Shakes the clown


an adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
is there something wrong with the clown for timmy’s party? it looks like he is having dt’s….why is he scratching himself? is he trying to pull a rabbit out of timmy’s -ss?
oh, you ordered shakes the clown. just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he’ll settle down.

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