Shaky Dick

the first time a d-ck sees a p-ssy p-ssy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature -j-c-l-t–n premature -j-c-l-t–n.
girl: “are you ready?”
-girl spreads her legs-
boy: “oh f-ck ye…. sh-t!”
black guy climbing in from window: “sh-t boy. he’s got a serious shaky d-ck

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