Shallow Follow


when you follow someone on twitter solely because they’re smoking hot.
kyle “shallow followed” trevor on twitter only because he saw that he’s hot.

kyle stumbled across trevor today from a retweet—and when he clicked over to trevor’s profile avi he saw that trevor was super-f-cking hot and muscly with a great smile. so kyle shallow-followed him because he doesn’t care what he tweets or says just so long as he’s hot.
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