Shampooning


verb – the dexterity required act of m-ssaging a girl’s hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. occurs most commonly in public sp-ces.
yo look at cliff over there shampooning the sh-t out of that girl. are we in a club or a pantene-prov commercial?

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