Shampoop
when you take a cr-p, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, i guess i wasn’t done after all. sh-t, wipe, repeat.
a: dude, you ok? you were in there an hour.
d: yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. had to shamp–p 4 times!
when you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your -ss, squeeze as much of it into your r-ct-m then blow it all over some b-tches hair. resulting in a mixture of sh-t, shampoo, and hair.
so you wanna come over and i’ll give you a good ole fashioned shamp–p.
a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her -ss when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an -rg-smic experience
emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her -ss thus performing the shamp–p
blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that’s boring.
boy: “mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?”
mom: “umm, toilet bowl cleaner?”
boy: no. i think it’s called shamp–p.
to mischievously replace one’s shampoo with feces.
what the f-ck is in my hair?!
you just got shamp–ped b-tch!!
a term used to describe the usage feces to wash one’s hair.
the girl, wigged out so much on acid that she convinced herself that a shamp–p would be a good idea.
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