shar-pei
noun. the word derives from the winkled oriental dog of the same name and refers to a p-n-s with excess foreskin to the extent that, when erect, the entire p-n-s is still covered with skin to spare, i.e. the skin is still wrinkled like the dog hence the name. this type of p-n-s is said to provide less stimulation during intercourse, and therfore can be used as an offense.
apparently f-gan has got loads of forekin, annie says he is a proper shar-pei!
a p-n-s with an excessive amount of foreskin; usually in triangular form.
wow, brian sure does have a sharpei!
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