shawn bradley


the greatest and most dominant basketball player in the history of the nba. he averaged about 12 blocks a game. retired in 2005 because he decided to quit making the rest of the nba look bad.
nba expert #1: “shawn bradley is the best player in the history of the nba.”

nba expert #2: “i know.”
the only nba player that is known for getting facial and posterized
fan 1: oh shietttt did u see that dunk of kobe bryant on shawn bradley?
fan 2: roflcopter! c-ck in the face for you!

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