she is whiskey in a teacup!
she is graceful. she is charming. she is elegant. she’s beautiful. she’s not vain. she’s not bragging. she is not someone you would want to be arguing with. she is intelligent. she is smart. she is witty.she is streetsmart. she is everything that he loves and needs. she is a little wild. she is a little crazy. she is happy. she is whiskey in a teacup!
my gosh she is such a sweetheart. she loves her! she is whiskey in a teacup!
she’s so calm and patient. she’s smiling all the time! i love her already! she is whiskey in a tea cup!
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