Shed time
shed time is when you have given your entire weekend to the woodshed, and loved it. your inner timer has switched to up all night sleep all day. where as 4pm is morning, and 2 am is noon.
mom..your drinking coffee at 5 pm?
me: yes im still on shed time
when you retreat to your backyard shed for some private self-lovin’ time.
imma gonna go have some shedtime.
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