shellshocked


scared , so scared you cant talk , real paranoid and gittery
that fool was so sh-ll shocked he couldnt move
the act of tea bagging being performed by a female, especially in first person shooter video games.
gamer 1: that guy just killed me and is now tea bagging me.

gamer 2: that’s not a guy, its a chick.

gamer 1: d-mn, i’ve just been sh-ll shocked
blurry vision and loss of awareness caused by a large nearby explosion.
usually in war movies where someone is knocked down by an explosion and can’t hear anyone and has shaky vision, aka sh-ll shocked

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