shemail
a shemail is a mail order bride ordered on the internet.
“i just ordered a shemail on the internet!”
s.h.email – s-xy, hot, email
an email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and h-rny to the point of desiring to have s-x with the email sender.
“last night i sent out three shemails and i got a hit on every one of them.”
“hey babe, let’s get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?”
shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors….you know what i mean.
when a guy’s mailbox gets filled with ads and coupons from places like victoria secret, jenny craig, curves, and other feminine advertis-m-nt.
i been waiting for my sport’s illistrated magazines to come, instead my mailbox has been packed with shemail.
e-mail for a female.
danielle received some she-mail in her inbox.
a female mailtruck driver
wow, she’s a pretty hot she-mail.
word meaning exactly the same as the word ’email’ (a system of exchanging messages by means of computers attached to a network), but given a comical effect by sounding the same as the word ‘sh-m-l-‘ (male to female transgender or transs-xual person who has female br–sts, through hormone replacement therapy and/or breast augmentation and usually other female secondary s-x characteristics, but who has not undergone genital re-ssignment surgery).
i’ll send you a sh’email!
i’ll just check my sh’emails!
sh’email me!
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