she’s out of my leagues
i don’t qualify for her. she’s too much for me.
i’m not confident to ask her out. i’m an -sshole for her 😉
“look at her, she’s wonderful, why don’t you ask her out”
“mmhh, no, i think she’s out of my leagues”
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