shitness
the opposite of sweetness
i dropped my ipod. sh-tness!
a person or object that is very sh-tty.
aw, you sh-tness!
when you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.
g-d, why were tracy and debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? i hate to have sh-tnesses.
a cleveland cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of lebron james. formerly referred to as ‘witness’.
we were all sh-tnesses to lebron james’ betrayal.
a poor quality witness
they found me guilty because of my sh-tness.
synonym of hot or tight. used to signify something that baffles the mind.
“i got that sh-tness.”
“thats that sh-tness i’ve been talkin bout.”
when something is really really cool
oh sh-tness!
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