she’s too young for you, bro
created by jerry lavigne jr, heard by jersey sh-r- in season 4, episode 2. you say this line to someone who’s trying to smush/hit on a lg/young chick, usually after stating how d-mn young she already is.
vinny: if she got a basket on her bicycle, she’s too young for you, man!
pauly d: if she still has the parental control on her tv in her bedroom, she’s too young for you, bro!
vinny: if she only owns ‘snow white’ on dvd, she’s too young for you, man!
pauly d: if keds still light up, he’s too young for you, bro!
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