Shifter Walk
a walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. it involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. it is accompanied by randomly sp-ced irregular steps. -uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional-
charles was such an -ss yesterday for shifter walking past that kid in a wheel chair.
eric beat tim yesterday in a shifter walk race… it wasn’t funny because tim is actually disabled.
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