Shlombing


the act of combing someones hair with ones p-n-s. it’s a mixture of the word shlong and combing.
“i can’t believe i let him shlomb my hair!”

“man look at that girls hair, she could use a good shlombing” -points to crotch, then high fives-
the act of coming someones hair with ones p-n-s. i’ts a mixture of the word shlong and combing.
“i can’t believe i let him shlomb my hair!”

“man look at that girls hair, she could use a good shlombing” -points to crotch, then high fives-

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