shimple
a pimple on your b-ttocks…when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your -sshole)
i have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack – i hope my lady friend doesn’t see it!
the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.
f-ck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my p-b-s last night! now denise is gonna think i have f-ckin herpes!
when people can’t say the word simple so they say shimple instead. i mean what is wrong with these people, i have heard it more than once.
megan at badminton saying ‘shimple’.
when 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.
i think i’ve gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.
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