Shinto John


a shinto john is any person who does something stereotypical of an asian person, can also be an oriental looking person. this person may or may not be an asian person.
s: hey man look at brian eating those noodles.

e: ha, he’s such a shinto john.

michael: whoa, that dude looks funny with that oriental hat.

jim: f-ckin shinto johns.

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