Shirt Tailing
when a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his d-ck to the first mans d-ck (side) and the force from the first d-ck pulls the second d-ck into the woman along with it.
harry: last night i went into dave’s room while he was f-cking his girlfriend and i started shirt tailing myself in.
dave: yea dude, what was up with that?
harry: you shouldn’t have left an opening.
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