shitting stars
the “white stars” that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation sh-tting.
dude, i was hoping that i would have a money sh-t however, those burritos clogged me up good and i saw “sh-tting stars” when i tried to dump.
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