Shit Attack Awareness Level
this scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 – 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually cr-p your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
we could tell by the way fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a sh-t attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. the brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
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