Shit and Brush
the act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you’re actually sh-tting. usually done by shy sh-tters.
“i didn’t want my roommates to know i was taking a dump, so i pulled a sh-t and brush”
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- shtick drek
yiddish for “piece of sh-t” i looked him in the eye and screamed “dbist a shtick drek!”
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the pr-nunciation of the acronym s.t.f.u. (shut the f-ck up). it’s faster than sayign the letters of the acronym, and much faster than saying “shut the f-ck up.” jxni: those are nice boots marl0n: thanks jxni: give them to me marl0n: shtufah
- Shuffle Hoe
where someone is strutting very slowly, and the steps they take are so small that they could trip over a pebble. they do this by keeping their feet together and sticking out their b-ttocks; in this fashion they strut. usually they like wearing bright colors, high heels, and tight clothing, thus ‘hoe’. the heels put […]
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