Shit Bagged


def 1. when you find yourself in a bad predicament.

def 2. when you get hit in the face by a big bag of sh-t.

def 3. when your so sh-tfaced, you sh-t yourself
sentence 1: (nick): we have our biochem test tuesday.
(dave): sh-t bagged.

sentence 2: that nig sh-t bagged me.

sentence 3: i drank too much last night, i even sh-t bagged my pants.
drunk, enibriated off of alcohol
d-mn man, i’m sh-tbagged!
unsuspectingly dipping your b-lls in a over filled sh-tty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a sh-t. when he sat down he realized that he had just gotten sh-t bagged
sh-t in a bag and squash it in someones face
dude a just sh-t bagged tom hes gonna be p-ssed
when a punk places a bag of sh-t in the road, and an unsuspecting loser runs over the bag of feces with their automobile.
that blows! you just got sh-tbagged!

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