Shit Eating Ass Goblin


an -ss goblin of the fecalie variety. between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the sh-t eating -ss goblin eats only the sh-t of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from california. the goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.the only cure for removing the -ss goblin is the v-g-n-l secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
mike- “hey, did you get rid of that sh-t eating -ss goblin yet?”

tom- “nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here.”

mike- “d-mn, that sucks”

mike- “oh sh-t!, i think it just winked at me!!”

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