shit faced saturday


when you get sh-t faced…on a sat-rday
last sat-rday i was so sh-t faced, i p–ped next to the toilet instead of in it…sh-t faced sat-rday…cl-ssic!
the term used at colleges for getting drunk on sat-rdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday
“hey man, it’s sh-t-faced sat-rday. have a beer”
a term for getting wasted on a sat-rday
lets get f-cked up it’s “sh-t-faced sat-rday”
a day, any sat-rday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous f-cked-up friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-“are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??”
-“haha, h-ll yeah, it’s sh-tfaced sat-rday! we’ll drink all day”

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