Shit Machine Gun


a sh-t machine gun is an explosion of sh-t from your -ss when you bend over. it needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your -ss. the consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful sh-t machine gun.
“dude, i fired a wicked powerful sh-t machine gun the other day. it put a hole in the wall!”

“yesterday i gave sarah a sh-t machine gun and now she’s in the hospital with a broken rib.”

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