shit mit
any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your -ss in desperate situations.
hiker 1: “i need to take a sh-t but were stuck in the woods!”
hiker 2: “just use your sock as a sh-t mit.”
while taking a sh-t at a party, mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a sh-t mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.
1. a glove or mit that is completely covered in your own sh-t because you stuck your hand so far up your -ss.
2. describes a person behaving as if he just put on a glove or mit, and stuck his hand up his own -ss.
“man i just put on this glove and shoved my hand really far up my own b-tt. it was awesome!”
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