shit mother dick
sh-t mother d-ck is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
example:
teenager: cr-p, i dropped my backpack
kid: we’re allowed to swear here?
teenager: no you can’t swear here you’re like 8
kid: shut the f-ck up i’m 11 you little sh-t mother d-ck
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