shit shake
when you have to take a sh-t so bad, you start breaking out in a cold sweat. this results in shivering and a generally uncomfortable feeling.
person 1: yo how’s jerry doin’?”
person 2: “aw, dayum he’s got the sh-t shakes.”
a shake made of peanut b-tter, chocolate syrup, vanilla ice cream, and milk. either hated or loved, and often called a “sh-t shake” because of the disgusting appearance. add a banana for texture.
“brandon, let’s go make a sh-t shake!”
“again?!”
when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong t-rd. and to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little c-m shot on top.
bryan: kelsey im makin you a sh-tshake!
kelsey: cool i’ll give it to amber!
any truly disgusting drink from starbucks.
e.g. “vanilla” frappuccino.
actually it doesn’t have to be from starbucks, just some high end coffee place.
katie: where’s all your money gone!?
amy: i know! i spent like $5.50 on some sh-tshake from starbucks…
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