shit, shave, shag and shampoo
the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4s
guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up… need time to sh-t, shave, sh-g and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4s!
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