shit-ton
widely adaptable large unit of measure. generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a sh-tload more to it. this results in a sh-t-ton.
kilby has a sh-t-ton of old nes games.
a lot
i have a sh-t ton of beers in my fridge.
a sh-t-ton is equivalent to 24 metric -ssloads, or 1/10th of a f-ck-ton.
used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
bad usage:
that guy must weigh a sh-t-ton.
good usage:
i just payed a sh-t-ton more money switching to geico and it took 20 minutes.
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a sh-t-ton of thought went into this definition.
an ambibously large number, larger than a cr-pton, but less than a holyf-ckton
well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the p4 has about 55 million… so to sum it up… a sh-tton
defined literally as 20 hundredsh-ts, where one hundredsh-t equals 112 sh-ts in the imperial system (long or gross hundredsh-t) and 100 sh-ts in the u.s. system (short or net hundredsh-t). furthermore, a sh-t-ton-force refers to 2,000 sh-t forces, which is a h-ll of a lot (i.e. a sh-t-ton) of newtons.
“we just received a sh-t-ton of corned beef from europe.”
538.4 pounds
the average american male weighs 189.8lbs, a ton is 2000lbs, so a ton of humans is 2000/189.8=10.5 people. if human fecal matter is .27lbs on average, then for a ton of men, a sh-t-ton is 2.8 people, or 538.4lbs. this number is also attainable by taking 2000, the number of lbs in a sh-t-ton, and multiplying .2692 pounds, yielding 538.4, the average weight of a sh-t-ton. with two different formula’s yielding identical answers, i here by submit the average weight of a sh-t-ton to be 538.4 pounds.
1. a large quant-ty
2. a quant-ty beyond measure
that is a sh-t-ton of homework.
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