Shitaki Mushrooms


sh-taki mushrooms is what you say in place of the word “sh-t”. it often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where “cursing” isnt neccesarily accepted!
holy sh-t…aki mushrooms!
a: the definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say sh-t
b: a horrible tasting mushroom that j-penese make.
“shi-! i mean sh-taki mushrooms.”
“hai! you have come for a sh-taki mushroom yes!”

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