Shitcano


when you position a woman/male on there knees with there head propped upwards towards the sealing. then you eject your runny human feces into her mouth. then you plug her nose, and stick your p-n-s or fingers down here throat. then she will try to get air and end up gargling with the runny human feces , and it looks like a volcanic eruption.
omg sally, did you see mathew stick his enormous p-n-s down jeremias throat with the runny human feces? i thought it was mount saint helen going off again ! but then i realized it was just a giant sh-tcano .
when a group of people p–p in the same toilet intill it piles up like a volcano…only in this case, a sh-tcano.

also works well when someone turns the water off, and no one will flush it by mistake.
man that was the biggest sh-tcano ever! now the maids have to clean it up.

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