when preferably a woman, takes a wetlike p–p while she’s upside down and the adds whip cream and then proceeds to eat it
man: i watched a video of two lesbians giving sh-thole sundaes!
man2: gross whats the site?
woman: my man has a fetish for sh-thole sundaes
woman2: d-mn thats just wrong.
- Shit in his Mess Kit
mess kit – a collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns. sh-t in ones mess kit – military term meaning “to f-ck oneself over”. who in there right mind would sh-t in the very thing they are going to eat out of? jarhead: wow! bob really sh-t in his mess kit when […]
an adjective describing a man with a tiny c-ck. also a way to make fun of him. “ha ha dad you are such a shmecktastical f-ggot…”
a b-ss-like sound, that sounds like any of the following: – the sound of a pedestrian being hit by a car – a funky b-ss-line – the repet-tive sound of a heartbeat an apparel and gift company in cambridge, ma, called “thoomp!” was named after the onomatopoeic “thoomp” sound. thoomp!’s company logo (www.thoomp.com) suggests the […]
a term used when someone does their best thinking while drinking guy: “hey dude, ever ask yourself what is the meaning to life?” dude: “yes, but i usually need to have a few libations first, that is when i do my best thinking.” guy: “i feel you, thrinking is sometimes the best approach to answer […]
- Layzous Disorderous
it’s the “doctor” term for the lazy disorder. yeah, it exists, what do you think? ahaha! person 1: hey did you do your home works already? person 2: no. person 1: why? person 2: because i have l.d. person 1: what’s that? person 2: layzous disorderous. it’s for people who are so lazy it becomes […]