ShitIgothomeworkdue
when you realize you have a sh-tload of homework to do the night before its due
guy 1: hey dude wanna go get drunk?
guy2: yeah i’m gonna get totally wasted
walking out the door…..
guy 2: sh-tigothomeworkdue!!!!!
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