shitinade
when life gives you sh-t….
me: so, how’s it goin’?
you (in a chipper voice): sh-tty!
me: you sound awful content, all things considered.
you: well, what else can you do?
me: i guess you’re right. when life gives you sh-t…. i guess make sh-tinade.
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