when you awake in the morning and your b-n-r has breakin through the boxer sheild. then your mom tells your little sister to get you up and she comes in and rips the covers off. she hits it with her doll and storms outta the room.
man, i had the worst sh-to this moring, my sister walked in and wacked my f-ck-n c-ck with a doll. so i had to b-tch slap that ho!!!
- sh*tter's polio
when you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. when you get up to walk away, you walk away like a polio survivor. cory: dude i was sh-tt-ng so long i almost fell asleep. kevin: man, that’s horrible! cory: nah, the worst of it, i came out like i had […]
- sh*ty c*ck
one who has sh-t on his c-ck have you seen sh-ty c-ck
a dirty old man wayne is shlappy pappy
1. a dirty girl which acts like a s-x predator but is all talk 2. a wanna be sl-t 3 girl who is trying to be a sl-t but cant achieve it man1. “that girls a shlek” man2. “i thought she was a sl-t” man1. “no but she wishes cause no boys go for her”
(shh – libb – eee) noun. – a good friend or comrade. usually used with a positive or affectionate connotation. 1. what’s happening “shlibby”? 2. yo, “shlibby”, what up? (shh – libb – eee) noun. – slang term for marijuana. 1. “hey, p-ss that shlibby so i can go harpoon some whales in my dreams.”