Shitter Splatter
having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.
i ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. if i didn’t know better, i could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of sh-tter splatter i wiped off my sack.
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