Sky Wizard
a wizard who lives in the sky. the wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. a famous sky wizard is commonly known as g-d.
sally: hallelujah!!! g-d healed my son’s diseased leg!
me: actually, that was the doctor…
sally: no! god healed my son! god is almighty! pray to god or you will face his wrath!!
me: okay, let’s see. g-d, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you sky wizards can do. -waits 5 minutes- well, i guess that just proves it.
sally: god doesn’t answer right away!!
me: and that’s why no one believes in him.
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