shitternet
the name that the world wide web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
i was in the middle of an intense flame war, and i really had to sh-t. i grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the sh-tternet.
defined by mikey way of my chemical romance as “weak -ss internet”
hey man, can you get on the sh-tternet?
i cant post this tweet becuase of the f-cking sh-tternet.
the compound of the words sh-t and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
dave: hey paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of lost online?
paul: nope, i can’t. my sh-tternets are just too slow.
sh-tter net: a term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- what you call the internet when it’s running slow.
fred: man i’ve been try upload these photo’s to my new website. and it’s moving real slow?
larry: that’s why they call it the sh-tter net
susan: why i am getting all these pop ads when i am line?
gary: that’s the sh-tter net for you.
Read Also:
- great white delight
usually done as a dare by drunk white 20 year old h-rny males it is when a person goes in the water and sh-ts in the water to attract sharks. when the sharks arrive the other males tie it down upside down and proceed to put salsa in the sharks v-g-n- or -sshole. the males […]
- crackasmackalackin
off the heezy, for sheezy this cobb salad is bangin, but it’s not crackasmackalackin. it needs to be a little bigger.
- Greekling
an american born baby or child who is greek, especially when they are taught greek before english. look at all the little greeklings going to their sunday school after church to learn more greek.
- beer baron
noun. a person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. in the 1920s the term “beer baron” referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, […]
- smart as a carrot
a well-dressed individual. sweet man, aye!! looking good billy-ray, as smart as a carrot lewis!