shitty band

people who suck -ss, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

jimmy: “yo man, i am making this hxc band, want to join?”

mattie: “chyea man thats x-core!!! but i don’t play any instruments”

jimmy: “it doesn’t matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone.”

mattie: “yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us.”
at show dude1: does this sh-t even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn’t, why did i pay to see this:s

dude1: lol man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: sh-t b-lls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be hxc.

dude1: yea dude, this is a sh-tty band

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