shitzophrenic
where you have to sh-t so bad, you don’t know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once
as i looked at jon i noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. i asked if he was ok. he replied , “dude i am so sh-tzophrenic right now!!!!! where’s the bathroom!?!?!?!?”
when you have a bad fart thinking you cr-pped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
dude, that fart was gnarly i might be sh-tzophrenic let me check!
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