shizam crust
the dried out flaky s-m-n residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the v-g-n- after a long night of c-ck thumping.
i woke up this morning and went down on jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that i had to dig through to find her cl-t.
the dried out flaky s-m-n residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the v-g-n- after a long night of c-ck thumping.
i woke up this morning and went down on jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that i had to dig through to find her cl-t.
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