1. to use overwhelming charisma to achieve the impossible.
2. to outmanoeuvre many males chasing a single girl, through the use of charm and specialty wheeling tatics
1. man, that guy just shonned that interview.
2. jesus, do you know that girl that’s impossible to get? i heard that she finally got shonned up.
most likely a very attractive male. down south type person with the upmost respect for themselves and others. hard to understand but easy to read! easily irritated and rather be alone. very smart and good with the hand. either a sag or scorp. funny and fun to be around.
shon is such a great person.
- short zone
the area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. this is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. guys in the short zone must resort to the […]
another word for cool. dude: bruh your shoes are so shw-nk. dude 2: thanks bruh a shw-nk is the very precise art of having a sh-t and a w-nk at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to p-ss out. also known as schw-nk. julian was […]
- silver night wing
a mythical creature who’s soul purpose is to aquire reams upon reams of high quality sandpaper. once the silver night wing as achieved his goal he can then begin the ancient ritual of their religion. the ritual itself involves rapid and violent maturation with the previously aquired sandpaper. the creature can easily be deterred from […]
- Slam shamied
to be completely f-cked up on either drugs or alcohol wow joe is really slam shamied, he’s been doing c-ke and yeager meister all night
- sloppy joe
the act of giving a girl -n-l and the -rg-sm is so powerful it makes you throw up all over her in the middle of -j-c-l-t–n. the mix s-m-n and vomit gives the consistency of a sloppy joe 1. bro! last night was so wild! jenny let me put in her b-tt for the first […]