shlood
(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanit-ty of blood mixed with the sh-t, hense shlood.
(v) the act of taking a bl–dy sh-t
1 (v): after eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor.
2 (n): floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.
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