Shmave
the king of shkomping and impregnating much younger girls
a lad who acts like a middle aged suburban father but is capable of many schenanigans on a daily basis
the son of the great papa shmave
one who is ridiculously b-tch blown
one who engages in the act of shmaving around regularly
one who is not really a fan of peanut b-tter in the b-tthole
one who is completely unsatisfied by only getting his hand down a girl’s pants
joey is such a shmave, last week he took an 8th grader to a steak house after getting his hand down her pants and then proceeded to impregnate her after she tried to apply peanut b-tter to his b-tthole.
1) the use of a, um…
2) i got nothin
3) ok shmavid… the literal term to act insensitive (yea, it’s a f-ckin verb now)
4) to act in a slumberous manner or stature
5) long hiared hippie most noted for his hippie lair, quite a place
6) know for art dabbling and music meandering
1)to shmave around the house
2) just a shmave
3) look at him he’s totally shmaving his b-lls off
4) you gotta be shmaving me!
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