shmeck


i love eating shmeck all the way.
1) choppped potato jammys
2) cook
a non-insulting subst-tute for “f-ck”. commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.
person a: “man i’m so shmecking hungry”
person b: “what do you mean by shmeck?”
person a: “look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos”
person b: “yeah alright”
another word for sh-t used by catholic school children.
my food tastes like shmeck.
a slang term for the slang term smecks (s-x), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
derivatives: b-ttshmecks, queershmecks, b–bshmecks/b–byshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

also see: shmecksee.
i really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher…
another word used by catholic school students for “sh-t”
it smells like shmeck in the church today.

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